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April Fools

 

With today being the 1st of April, Foxes have been sending me their favourite jokes. Enjoy!

 

What is a snake's favourite game?

 

Snakes and ladders

 

What holds up squirrels' roofs?

 

Walnuts

 

How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?

 

10 tickles

 

What cheese do you use to get a bear down from a tree?

 

Camembert

 

Why are fish so clever?

 

Because they live in schools

 

What do you call two robbers?

 

A pair of knickers

 

What do you get when you pour hot water into a rabbit hole?

 

Hot cross bunnies

 

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

 

Because they're always stuffed

 

Why is the stadium so cold?

 

Because there are lots of fans

 

What kind of fish plays football?

 

A goalfish

 

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Cow goes

Cow goes who?

No, cow goes MOOOOO!

 

 

 

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